Sandahl Bergman
Nude

Statuesque, Nordically striking blonde Sandahl Bergman almost looks like the athletic, kick-ass-now, take-names-later little sister of the St. Pauli Girl. Born in Kansas City, she started out as a Broadway dancer whom Bob Fosse cast in a bunch of his shows. After Sandahl made her film debut as an uncredited dancer in Mame (1974), Fosse later put his spotlights on her headlights in the legendary “topless” number of the big-screen production of Fosse’s pseudo biopic, All That Jazz (1979). After making theatergoers spill all that jizz, from that point on Sandahl went mythological on our ass. She took film roles such as Muse 1 in Xanadu (1980), before again showing her rack while bedding Arnie himself, as Valeria in Conan the Barbarian (1982). The two teamed up again with her playing the evil Queen Gedren in Red Sonja (1985), before she moved to post-apocalyptic dramas that looked a whole lot like medieval movies, like when she played the title character in She (1985) and goes for a topless dip in a hot spring, or when the dirty dancer we want to lay the pipe with joined Rowdy Roddy Piper in Hell Comes to Frogtown (1987). On the small screen Sandahl was in episodes of Cheers, Designing Women and Murder, She Wrote as well as the the made-for-TV William Shatner-sci-fi-psycho-shoot-’em-up TekWar: TekJustice (1994). In the 90’s, Sandahl headed to Species (1995) style sci-fi, with her role in the mutant in a jar controlling people who touch it drama, Possessed By the Night (1994). Since Sandahl possessed one of the best bodies that could be seen onscreen (in part, due to some aerobics videos she put out in the 80’s), it was only natural that she she showed it off. From having sex with a guy while another girl pleases herself with a pistol watching, to seeing her toned tush while she gets on top of him and goes for a ride, it’s the type of flick youll want to watch alone at night. Sandahl’s last nude work came in Lipstick Camera (1994), although she continued to act until 2003. Most recently, she’s appeared in a couple documentaries about Bob Fosse, and dancing on Broadway, in general. We’ve ruined plenty of socks thanks to Sandahl!